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cactus crack

Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.
"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"
cactus crack by CCrack July 24, 2006
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I'll give it a crack

Australian Slang. Means the person will try their best.
John: "Jim do you think you could assist me with putting together this wardrobe?"
Jim: "I'll give it a crack!"
I'll give it a crack by Unquenchable February 23, 2017

Call of duty crack ops 

Another name for the new call of duty game which with its multiplayer is highly addictive. If you let it hook you in, you will forgo nature to play it. it is not the best game ever made by any stretch of the imagination but when playing multiplayer you will become an addict. like taking lots of crack will make you addicted. I doubt NASA devoted more time to the space program than gamers have to this game. do not let it hook you in, leaving play for a few hours will cause withdrawal symptoms. if the government wants a way to keep people in check look no further
Tom: fancy some crack
Dick: no thanks I have call of duty crack ops
Tom:ooo nice
Dick/Tom: now we have no life

Bum Crack 

To un-intentionally show you bum. Usually only the top part is revealed when bending down. Or if you’re a builder of some description you will already be wearing loosely fitting pants that assist in revealing your bum crack.
I was walking along the street when I saw two moons looking at me. The fattest builder was showing every one his bum crack. To which I shouted out say no to crack!
Bum Crack by Harpo July 20, 2004

Assistant Crack Whore 

Officially, the worst job in America.
This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"
Assistant Crack Whore by Dave March 12, 2008

the new crack 

n. -- A person, place or thing that has quickly become incredibly popular, especially with the hip-hop community. Also referred to as "that new crack."
1) Oh sheeit mayne, this song is that new crack!

2) Gotta cop one of them whistle tips. They're the new crack.
the new crack by hustlerballer April 21, 2006