Wyatts Brother(s)

The hottest daddies in the world... Right below Wyatt.

Wyatts Brother(s) the hottest men in the damn world

by anonymous October 5, 2022

Tongue brother

A homie you French kiss

Me and my tongue brother are meeting up this weekend, wanna join?

by Tonguebrothersunite October 6, 2025

Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."

by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

Panini Brothers

When you have sex with identical twin sisters on the same night, in the same bed.

You banged her twin last night? We’re panini brothers!

by Kalesalad April 27, 2021

ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018

online big brother

A older brother figure who you can trust and he’ll always be there for you even though your online friends.

“hey what’s a online big brother?”
“Oh an online big big brother is like a big brother but online and you aren’t blood related, I have one!”

by avocados from Mexico July 11, 2021

my brother

your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.

my brother is very weird

by theecho January 30, 2024