b-espionage

Da act of passing useless/phony "top secret" information to da enemy.

Committing "regular" espionage has serious-enough risks just by itself, since your own country will likely take severe measures against you if they find out that you've been stealing their sensitive information. But dabbling in b-espionage can be even more "hazardous to your health", since your country's enemies may be even more infuriated when they find out that your information was bogus, and so they may hunt you down for retribution even more doggedly/savagely than your own government might have.

by QuacksO February 22, 2019

/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

by ThCtzer August 1, 2018

B YACUNT

This Uncultured swine tends to be a buck tooth degenerate whom are never down to clown. A very special kind of snowflake who treats woman like complete forking shitaki mushrooms.

Has a small D—K complex so don’t say stubby or things will be broken in this donkey Kong tantrum.

B yacunt how could you do this? I could’ve dropped my croissant you bucktooth degenerate looking uncultured swine.

by Donkeycunt August 27, 2018

Benjamin The B

has too much porn in his google search history.

Benjamin The B watches too much porn

by uwumaster#37 February 9, 2019

Justin B

Small cashew like sized penis that is not proportional to body shape

The guy over there has a Justin B

by Cashewluv1 September 8, 2018

b slap

Politically correct way of saying you're going to bitchslap someone.

I'm going to b slap them motherfuckers. I'm going to land some KING KONG b-slaps right on their snouts. Ye-ah that's what's up!

by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

ANANIA B

A myth a legend a hero. Anania B will steal your girl in an instant. This man is so powerful. He just needs to pull of one face and the whole world claims him as king. He can take many forms and has only one enemy known as Ananianian V

. Anania B has many girlfriends however the one that is his queen is Ananiess

Igor: Have u seen ANANIA B ?
Jude: that legend?

Igor: yeah

by boi.exe July 3, 2019