This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork
but without them he looks like a 7 year old
but without them he looks like a 7 year old
by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021
Get the Jacob mug.At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.
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Get the Jacob mug.by DaddyJake May 7, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile
Jacob smells like shit.
by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020
Get the Jacob mug.A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.
Jacob is a nig...
by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024
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He’s an arrogant douche type who thinks he’s all that and that he deserves the perfect woman when he has no right to expect that much. He is experienced and can be attractive but has been accused of having an old look to his face. He is a confusing guy who never understands his own feelings let alone anyone else’s. He speaks Spanish and likes to acknowledge his superiority over others at work and in a social setting
by Hayls August 4, 2019
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