Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 5, 2024

suck-a-nigga-dick

suck-a-nigga-dick, suck-a-nigga-diiiick, suck-a-nigga-dick, suck-a-nigga-dick, suck-a-nigga-dick, suck-a-nigga-dick

"yo"
"suck-a-nigga-dick"

by green fuck niggas March 8, 2024

Noah's Dick

Noah's Dick is molecular and cannot be seen without a 400x power microscope.

See Noah's Dick?

Nope. Never.

by NoahsTinyDick March 18, 2024

Ben's Dick

A giantimax cock

fells great inside you

taste good

Ben's Dick is cool.

by theknower2343 March 18, 2024

Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.

I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024