Ass Detoxification

The act of sucking someone's anus and "detoxifying" their ass by intaking their excrement.

I was constipated so my homegirl began the Ass Detoxification procces which relieved my bowels

by DavieWavyGhostPepperFarts July 7, 2025

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Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025

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Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

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hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room

"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"

by thee_faith July 14, 2025

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When one inserts any liquid (including bodily fluids like urine, semen, etc) into someone else’s anus, and the person with the liquid-filled asshole hovers their ass over the other person’s face to let the liquid drip out on to it. This will make their face look like it’s wet with ass “tears”

If you ever think about performing Ass Tears, please be mindful of the liquid you are using. Semen is probably a better choice than sparkling water, because God knows what would happen if your asshole encountered something like that.

by imsilly69 July 16, 2025

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