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Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.
Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.
by Momseat December 24, 2023
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Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.
Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.
by UnknownKage January 10, 2024
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Jackson's Dick

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."
Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!
by platergamer January 14, 2024
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Rip Some Dick

Verb/exclamation: To take something to the extreme or go hardcore.
Hyping up your friend to go to the gym: "let's go RIP SOME DICK!!!"
by Dikripr January 24, 2024
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Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.
Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!
by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024
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Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
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Luka Donkey Dick

Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.
When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick
by King Yamayama January 27, 2024
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