If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

My pussy is throbbing

Something you don't just like, you love... You need more of. Best you ever had type shit.

Omg that looks so good, my pussy is throbbing.

by Raybanz4dayz April 24, 2025

time on my sleeve

Always being available for the more important things and/or people in life.

That guy has "time on his sleeve".

She always has "time on her sleeve".

I have "time on my sleeve".

Why can't you have more "time on your sleeve" like ______?

by Oracle K December 26, 2013

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

My Rights

gone tomorrow

my rights are gone cuz trump is gonna take them away

by melloisntavirgin November 2, 2020

my life

A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.

“Dude my life sucks ass!”

by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023

beat me down to my socks

The loss of all currency one had on them, usually from being robbed or gambling debts.

Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.

by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023