My Self

YOU... Are NOT that.

Hym "So, since you're all basically retarded, I made a visual to debunk this kind of assertion that my problem is myself. Because what you're doing is 'See, when I repeat the things HE SAID while I was not around... He is being made uncomfortable by HIS SELF!' This kind of thinking is what makes you a retard so, here:

*The thing you're doing*

You ---------------------------------------> Me

See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

no more "my body's telling me's"

Something someone says to someone that's high even if that said someone is higher than a blanket.

Woodspannaelanaitucket!
Woodspannaelanaitucket?
no more "my body's telling me's"

by Master of beargreen April 14, 2024

My jordan

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy

Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.

by anonymous April 18, 2024

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

Shiver my tabloids

To express an emphasis

Wow that scared me shiver my tabloids

by Anonymous234321 April 19, 2024

Eat my fries

A deeply perverted act that is widespread in Turkey

Come on baby, eat my fries.

by Doesitbite? April 20, 2024

slob on my knob

In the song called "slob on my knob" which also is the first lyric in said song. Refers to the act of receiving oral sex as a penis owner.

Can I slob on your knob?

Yes, you may slob on my knob!

by Unknown757894937 April 20, 2024