dick on the side

same as chic on the side except with d

girl, how's your dick on the side?
he done me good last night!

by strawberrymom October 9, 2016

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

dick flying

when you get a lot boys in your dms

friend 1- what are you doing tonight

friend 2- not much just getting dick flying tonight

by rainbow908 November 14, 2019

car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.

"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"

by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016

Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

McKenley's Dick

Smallest form of matter ever after the creation of the multiverse by Sam's dick. It brings stability and peace to the universe and cannot be see by any except for the creator Sam's Dick

Yo Kai have you heard the lore of Mckenley's Dick it is stated and proven to be the reason why small dick men exist because of the sacrifice of Mckenley's Dick.

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022