ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.

ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.

by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017

bald ass hoe

cutey pie, but also the baddest bitch ever

friend: you bald ass hoe!
you: oh thank you bitch,

by alone one why October 26, 2020

truck ass

An ass that that surpasses a mere donk.

Damn, look at her truck ass.

by truckassafficiando January 27, 2014

Ass Shacked

see, Butt Housed.

Walter: I feel like shit, me and Frank got completely Ass Shacked last night.

by Luciferrodeo February 12, 2009

Bitch Ass

A female that is being annoying to anyone.

Guy 1: Wow she was real annoying at prom.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a bitch ass

by BilliesGorol January 18, 2019

Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.

Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night

by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020