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Smartypants

A type of boy who is studying engineering at UCT. Generally known for sharp wit and sense of humour as well as astounding intellect. The Smartypants tends to be the loudest (usually most attractive) guy in the room, and is well liked.

Can also be used sarcastically
"That Kieran boy is a real smartypants"
by Sm(aDt) March 26, 2009
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smarts

Having intelligence or experiencing minor pain.

Also a well known alias, smarts is said to be one of the harder people online to get along with. However, if you manage to befriend him he is one of the best friends you could ever have. Sly wit, morbid humor, but mainly one of the intelectually lazy.
*** smarts (smarts@tGoM.owned.us) has joined #lobby
(smarts): hi ;)
*** Hutch (java@blah.consolidated.net) Quit (Quit: i hate smarts)
*** Chimera (java@hehe.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
*** Akkarin (Aura@hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: I don't want to be here anymore)
*** helba (TonGueFoo@Discipl3.net) Quit (Quit: die smarts)
by tGoM September 18, 2008
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dirty smartie

it is when a female or male unwraps a roll of smarties and sticks it up their butthole, and one by one pushes them out into their partners mouth. During this process, poo or fart may be released into the mouth.
Last night, i had a sweet tooth so my husband gave me a dirty smartie
by wannadirtysmartie? November 23, 2010
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sart

Oops.... I need to check my Drawls on that one. Might be a sart
by ThatDudeRico May 14, 2008
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Scart

When you get so scared you shart.
Jimmy had to leave the haunted house early because he got so scared he scarted.
by WonderTwins September 15, 2010
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Rolf Sartorius

A young ugly untalented fboy who is only loved for his ugly looks, and somehow got famous off of musically. This boy lost his talent and eyebrows.

Nickname - Jacob Clitoris
by A REAL Savageeee July 24, 2016
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smarts

"i will kill you, commit suicide, and kill you again, put your smarts on the side of your garment, nigga stop fucking with me, RIP" ~ Jay-Z
by C Wayne June 23, 2005
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