When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
by 0712 August 09, 2018
Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard September 15, 2015
by Collin carruthars November 30, 2022
by lotcrossbuns November 05, 2021
Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019
by Eikoxo April 03, 2025
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017