spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.

I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017

Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!

A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!

by Robin sack October 6, 2017

Elias Salad

Shitty salad

Oh you made Elias Salad.

It tastes like Elias Salad

by CanadianDevil October 24, 2017

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Toronto Salad

A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.

Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad

by GuyFawks April 24, 2017