vent poop

When the layer of dust on the outside of an air vent in a house, hospital or building, randomly falls and lands on you.

I was evaluating a patient in the Emergency Room and suddenly something fell from the ceiling and landed on my leg! I looked down and it was a handful of thick vent poop!

by SimpleDiane November 11, 2014

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Poop muffin

A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.

Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin

by Yes it was January 18, 2021

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Poop and drag

To fart in one place and drag the putride smell with you to another.

Marcel, did you have to to poop and drag into the truck after lunch?

Mike, your a walking asshole as it is. Did you have to poop and drag it into the room?

by Chacharillo February 11, 2017

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poop cream

It's where the guy sticks his hand in the woman's ass and grabs some poop and then rubs it on his dick and shoves it back in the girls ass or pussy

Will you poop cream me tonight ?

by Prism Break May 14, 2016

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When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.

Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

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