angry pirate

when your walking through the state of ohio and you see a monotone thot named makayla howard

hey look theres the angry pirate of ohio

by monotonethot May 8, 2018

pirate and booty

The same thing as Netflix and Chill but instead of Netflix, a show/movie acquired by piracy is put on in the background instead.

Sarah thought she was going to John's to Netflix and Chill but John pirated the movie that was playing so it turned into Pirate and Booty instead.

by md89 December 18, 2015

Seasick Pirate

The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness

I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018

Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.

Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"

by Santa9511 April 23, 2014

pirate

cumming in a girls eye, then charlie horseing her

I gave my pirate, and she didn't like it

by garrett kearney May 13, 2005

junkyard pirates

Las Vegas's premier automotive enthusiasts, born out of sheer need of the ability to express oneself without being persecuted (or caring if you are) for the style of which you choose to create your ride.
Making functional art out of scrap/crap scavenged from wherever you can get it.

Example:
Junkyard

Thrift store
Yard sale
Dumpster diving
Curbside throw out

All while challenging your inner youth to stay young.

Let's grab it out of the junkyard and make it work like the JunkYard Pirates we are!!

by JYPScott January 25, 2016

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 2, 2022