Packing a Picnic Basket

The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.

Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.

Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.

by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009

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Pack O Certs

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..

"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"

by iloveus April 24, 2009

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Packing the Meat

Slang term for Masturbation.

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.

by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009

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PACHOW!

a word ment to sound cool

your sitting in the car and it gets all silent then all the sudden ur frend yells "PACHOW!" and now u have something to talk about

by person98789 July 13, 2010

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Pacifisting

When take the shy demur little office girl that wouldn't hurt a fly out for dinner and she ends up getting drunk and violently fist fucking you for the duration of the night.

Don't tell me she's into Pacifisting?!

by The Mailroom Mafia November 2, 2010

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paccione

When a hard working Italian and GTFOH member goes full crazy and loses control

Pete you going paccione?

by GTFOH14 October 20, 2015

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v. Shitting ones pants. Australian slang. Commonly used to describe a state of immense terror, said terror either figuratively or literally leading one to involuntarily empty ones bowels directly into whatever trousers one may be currently wearing. Experienced by most persons at some unfortunate moment in life, this temporary affliction can be both hilarious and horrifying to onlookers.

"Mate, my Met Regional is tomorrow afternoon, and my voice has been funky for weeks. I'm packing dacks."
"Dude, are you sure it's not the Raspberry Chia kombucha you destroyed yesterday evening with dinner?"
"Oh, yeah, that's probably it."

by Antipodean Windbag February 11, 2017

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