stupid definition on urban dictionary 

Any definition that some one post about their boyfriend or girlfriends name

mark-the best guy around and i love him or janet- the most keen girl around. these are examples of stupid definition on urban dictionary

stupid definition on urban dictionary by captain cool aka captain lame October 7, 2011

I'm on papers 

Gangster talk for someone that's on probation or parole.

Joel:come smoke?
Janie: can't I'm on papers.
Joel:damnn.

I'm on papers by J juicy September 24, 2016

dog shit on the table 

When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.

No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.

dog shit on the table by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Set my D on H 

A short hand expression for stealthily stating that something excites you so much that you achieved an erection, or "Set my Dick on Hard". This is a thinly veiled reference to a Star Trek phaser where a person could set different power levels for that weapon, with kill being the highest setting. Settings one's dick on hard would be the highest level of excitement a person could generate via their phallus.

Matt: Did you see the picture on that new 1080p Plasma TV I bought?
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.

Set my D on H by Monster55 August 1, 2011

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! 

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! by Telephony June 15, 2014

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left 

an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.

Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left by Alec November 4, 2004

on the jazz 

A term used by Mr T With varied meanings

1) Crazy

2) Pumped up and thinking straight.

"Damn foo on the jazz"


"Wow, hannibal's on the jazz"

on the jazz by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004