mud slide

if your girlfriend shits allover you when your eating your ass

my girlfriend had a mud slide on me last night

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.

I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night

by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022

Mud Raking

Something that Kellie made up.

"blah blah blah mud Raking blah blah blah"

by P-chan90 February 25, 2021

Out the mud

"Out the mud" is a term to describe when a person went through hardship to get where they are.

"I was born poor, but it's okay because I enjoy getting it out the mud"

by whoodydeedo September 14, 2025

Mud gloves

Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.

Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”

by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022

Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack

Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012