strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

snaggle tooth twat monster

A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.

Wow, I've seem to have lost my appetite for Arby's since seeing that snaggle tooth twat monster.

by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015

Monster Energy Absolute Zero

A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.

I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!

by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011

Monster Hunter Freedom 2

One of the greatest PSP games, it combines skill, smarts, free-roaming, rpg-style gaming, and everyones favorite-slaying mythological dragons, dinosaurs, and giant apes like the Congalala, Rathian and Rathalos, Tigrex, and Lao-Shan Lung. Hunt 'till you drop.

I just bought Monster Hunter Freedom 2. And this game is awesome!

by Uncommon future March 8, 2009

church of the flying spaghetti monster

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.

You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018

chawdad skidoodley saurus monster

a gigantic wad of chewing tobacco

After a long day of work, James sat down to enjoy a nice chawdad skidoodley saurus monster.

by Hitlist October 18, 2008

Evil Monster Rule 364

If the target is in an area of light, the monster is not allowed to engage.

I was scared, but then I remembered evil monster rule 364 and turned on my light.

by Evilmonsterexpert December 14, 2014