Surprise Juice

Lovejuice (usually male)

Mate, I just made the surprise juice on your couch.

by Matt September 26, 2003

juice racket

usury or loan sharking.

The juice racket was always a part of Jimmy the Gent's criminal trade.

by The Thinker July 25, 2004

juice is runnen

another way of saying that you must repay money with interest. From the movie rounders.

Tommy the juice is runnen. by next week it will be 300 instead of 250.

by mike April 6, 2004

Juice Bag

A Juice Bag exhibits the same utterly exasperating character flaws as a Douche Bag or a Dirt Bag but usually a bit more effeminate. It usually responds with attitude to the name "Dave".

Wow! That toad Dave put gunpowder in all the ashtrays at that punk kegger in the Cardinal Apartments. Watta Juice Bag!

by Alfonso T. Watt May 11, 2010

assfuck juice

A concoction made by college students that typically consists of 12 beer (preferably keystone light), a handle of cheap ass vodka (Vitali), 2 juice concentrates (usually lemonade or limeade). Causes you to wake up in the morning feeling like you were just fucked in the ass. A.K.A Pink panty droppers and hop skip and run naked. Makes one hell of a night, but usually ends on a bad note

"Man that was a crazy night and that juice was amazing. It really fucked me in the ass though. What should we call it?"

"How about Assfuck Juice."

by Karl N September 12, 2007

Moose Juice

A mixture of all the left-over juices in the fridge.

There was a little orange juice & cranberry & apple juice left in the fridge so he mixed them up and served them to the kids and called it 'Moose Juice'

by Coffeeboy7 August 16, 2011

Rainbow Juice

An elixar to be drunk from excitable lady-bits, every monthly cycle. Not recommended for passing Bartender exams.

"I say Willard, care to partake in some
rainbow juice?"
"My Henrietta, the moon is FULL tonight."

by ChaseMace September 7, 2005