Jordan is usually i person you most of the time don’t want to fuck with, considering he is a big liar, very toxic, and don’t give a fuck about nobody but himself. But don’t get me wrong he can be a sweetie when he wants to, he knows how to spoil his girl and i guess somewhat treat her right. But most of you need a jordan in your life.

Oh my gosh there goes Jordan!!

Jordan by Nbemis January 22, 2022

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animal gene creation jordan is the type of guy to miss a jumpshot you can't bet your life on his jumpshot he's usally called "The Next Micheal jordan" even though he's rubbish at basketball but makes the team because the coach takes pity in him.

uhg.. that guy is such a jordan

Jordan by pissyboydum January 24, 2022

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Jordan is a fat little annoying 30 year old red head that has no ankles

Jordan needs new ankles

Jordan by anonymous January 24, 2022

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A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again

the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.

Jordan by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022