hook

slang from the 70,s: same meaning when used in place of "haul"...to hurry your ass up!

Here come the fuzz, we better hook ass or we'll get busted with this 5 finger lid of panama red.

by patty108 March 16, 2005

captain hook

When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.

"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"

by sup3r510th February 23, 2005

Captain Hook Junior

Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!

Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!

by Spicy-O August 25, 2008

DOCTOR OR HOOKER

Girl seems to be wearing a trench coat and alot of muddy makeup, snapping her 3/5 inch heals down the hallway of the hospital stay in rooms. Her partner blocks a fire exit for about 3 minutes while typing on the computer. The team then stairs in a daze as one man needs to puke from so much oxicotton. Then some other of her partners trip thier feet and bump into thigs when they walk.

Little tootsie foot: "I know there was a lot of horse shit on the streets rotting everyone's inside out backin the day and your body needs repair now Daddy, whoa was that a DOCTOR OR HOOKER in that swampy looking trench coat thing?"

Daddy, "I hate that nurse."

Little tootsie foot, I sure have to stair everyone down here incase there would be a fire, and what the hell are they kissing over there or is that her uturus sticking out like a pony? DOCTOR OR HOOKER? "

by thenonqueefedgazelle January 28, 2010

Hooker

Kayla is a hooker ... shes MY hooker :)

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by blah also known as kera :| June 25, 2004

hook

Abbreviation of cunthook.

I can't believe you ate all the cinnamon buns, you hook.

by Myron Schnitzel April 15, 2006

hook em up

an electrical outlet

I am going to have to move my computer desk across the room, because there is not a hook em up on this wall.

by VaRaine May 14, 2010