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jesus fuck

A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.

Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.
STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.

DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.
by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008
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Suck and fuck

Ken was a 18 yr old virgin at basic training, taking a shower. His drill instructor was also showering. Ken was asked by the instructor if he could suck the young airman off. Ken said yes after much debate. Soon the instructor and Ken went to far and went all the way.
It started with a suck and ended with a fuck. Suck and fuck
by Easy airman March 29, 2019
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royaly fucked

Being screwed over so bad that you cannot begin to comprehend how bad your screwed.
by Everyone March 20, 2005
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Twilight fucked

The frame of mind a fan of the Twilight Saga will get after watching a Twilight movie, or reading one of the four books. This usually involves talking/thinking about it nonstop, dreams of vampires or werewolves, and (in rare cases), online fan fiction stories.
Kathy just watched three Twilight movies in a row, and damn. She's really Twilight fucked.

I can't stop thinking about Jacob Black... I think I'm a wee bit Twilight fucked.
by The Secks July 19, 2010
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Loop fucking

Loopfucking is the sex position that is highly recommended for a threesome requiring three females with cumworking dicks (Costs 6.99$ Each/Sponsored by the Futunari hell), or three males. How this works is that three people will have to make a triangle, their faces touching each others ass but with a dick attached to their oral cavity. One person will have to ejaculate from their mouth penises inside the ass infront of them, filling them up with cum. The person being ejaculated inside will pass on the semen from their intestines to their mouth-penis (kinda like throwing up except the vomit goes to their cummable dildos placed in the mouth) and do the same thing to the 3rd person -and again does the same thing to the 1st person and it goes on a loop.
Person 1: Have you seen any of my three friends?

Person 2: Ohh, they’re at my place. They’re loop fucking
by Hokage69 March 8, 2020
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Fuck it, Buckets!

Definition:
(1) A phrase to describe that feeling when you just couldn't care less.

(2) When you feel unfazed by the potential consequences.
(3) Essentially an exclamatory phrase to describe the fact that you just don't give a fuck and you're ready to accept the consequences of your questionable actions.

Origin:
That feeling when you see a basketball hoop and all you can think about is chucking a shot up to score. Your teammates might think it's a horrible shot, but all you can think about is buckets. The thought of buckets consumes you.
Example 1:
Person A: "hey bro, did you study for your exam worth 50% tomorrow?"
Person B: "Naw bruh, fuck it, buckets!"

Example 2:

Person A: " Yo bro, that girl you just raw dogged yesterday probably has aids bro."
Person B: "Yo my dick was so dry before.... FUCK IT, BUCKETS BABY!"

Example 3:

Person A: "bruhhh wtf, that pack of bacon that you just ate is 6 months past the expiry date"
Person B: "fuck it, bucketssss!"
by Lordgreeneggsandham January 20, 2020
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fucking nonce

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6
Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE
by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020
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