Flatfishing

When a student is unprepared for a class, either has not done the homework assignment or did not do the work, or maybe even forget the materials needed for the class and as a result, the student tries to lay low the entire class and not get called on by the teacher.

Flat-fishers may be seen averting eye contact with the teacher, pretending to be very focused on something in their notebook, or pretending to take notes. Overall, just trying to go unnoticed until the class is over.

I didn't do the homework. I plan on flatfishing the entire class.

by heydanihey7 December 2, 2013

flattorious

Full of flattery. Flattery to an exaggerated level.

" I don't much care for your flattorious bullshit."

by hannahgshaw May 21, 2014

flatulatitis

A medical condition which symptoms include uncontrolled farting, and the lying to others about the condition.
.

David. She says she has flatulatitis. I think she really is a disgusting person

by vanadaar1979 January 24, 2014

Flatucants

The sensation experienced when unable to pass wind due to social or environmental restrictions.

John needed to let one rip but the pretty girl nearby caused Flatucants.

by paul007 January 26, 2015

Flatuland

verb - To fart loudly upon arrival at a destination, often as a means of announcing one's presence in a provocative manner.

"Gareth is soooo disgusting - when we finally made it to Heathrow, he flatulanded right in front of the flight attendants!"

by Beaves April 23, 2015

flatophobic

The constant fear of socializing, interacting, or dating a woman who is generally flat on most sexually appealing regions of her body- Actually common in 67% of men ages 13+.

Alicia is so flat she makes me feel flatophobic.

by Mr.Bruh May 16, 2015

Flatpack

A pack of cigarettes that have been flattened by a person who has carried them around all day in a back pocket, also known as a flatpacker.

Man, i was gonna smoke a cigarette but i got a flatpack!

by Angie Says So June 8, 2015