Imagine you wake up with such a raging boner that your dick drills a hole in your bed. It felt good, did it? You have never came so fast from something so simple. Just you and your little hole in the bed. From now on this becomes your goal in life. You go home every day, going to sleep, just to fuck the tiny hole in the bed and fill your mattress with warm fresh cum. After a while it gets boring, you decide to experiment. You go out, buy the highest quality top notch lube. Back home. All excited like its your first day of school in first grade all over again. You get naked and go to your little hole in the bed. Its lubed up and it feels amazing, you couldn't wish for anything more in this life. Just when you are about to bust a nut enough to crusade the whole Europe and half of Asia, your dad busts into the room and catches u red handed. He knows what you are doing. He was young once. He had a hole in his bed as well. He sits down next to you, you are desperately trying to hide your immense boner while he talks you through how his hole in bed almost made him commit war crimes while both of you cry. Ingame.
by BikaBika September 25, 2023
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by burnt popia November 8, 2020
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There are added benefits and it's not a complete dirty l unless you end up with a tooth in your mouth that is not yours.
There are added benefits and it's not a complete dirty l unless you end up with a tooth in your mouth that is not yours.
"Yeah, I went to Chicago over spring break last year."
"Did you do the dirty l?"
"It's not a trip to Chicago unless you do."
"Did you do the dirty l?"
"It's not a trip to Chicago unless you do."
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