juju the cow

The fursona of an LA comedian known by his screen name Dick Masterson. He was famous for a segment on Dr. Phil saying men are superior to women. He was also a high school prom king.

Did you know Dick Masterson dressed up as juju the cow for this year's Burning Man Festival?

by Terry Thomas Davis June 14, 2024

Cow tipping

It’s where you go and push over a cow and fuck it in the ass until it shits itself Beastiality

Me and my brother went cow tipping and got a good fuck!

by Tyrone the lawyer March 9, 2019

cow

this annoying thing that steps on my every morning

Person1: it has hay
person2: cow

by jhvh hj December 4, 2021

Cow

Someone who don’t give a fuck about what anyone has to say nor is beefin .... just stay milking u hoes

I’m on my cow shit

by Nyomiii July 23, 2019

Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.

1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Cow quacker

An animal breaks the ducks quacker I’m the neck

The dog will cow quacker the quacker out of the ducks neck

by HOO HOO MAStER 1234 June 11, 2018