Avian Bird Flu 

The Avian Bird Flu is a strand of influenza that was originally found birds and ducks across North America and Asia. It has since mutated strands and become transferable from avian to avian. Then it mutated again from Avian to human. It is not transferrable human to human at the moment, but inevitably it will mutate and wipe out half the world’s population in a manner of weeks as there is no cure and all vaccines become obsolete once the strand mutates- and it mutates constantly. It is speculated to cause a death toll greater than that of the Spanish Flu. This pandemic is widely overlooked, but it isn't a matter of 'IF' it happens. It is more a matter of 'WHEN' it happens.

When the H5N1 (Avian Bird Flu) strand of influenza becomes transferable from Human to Human it will be a manor of hours before it makes it back to North America. Exporting, Importing and Planes will allow human carriers to cross boarders and oceans and affect their families with the disease. The virus doesn't have symptoms in the first couple days, so you could be a carrier and have no idea- thus infecting your family and loved ones inadvertently.

Wash your hands.

Avian Bird Flu by Dorclington April 2, 2009

Boogity Bird 

A carnivorous winged creature that will attack humans at the sound of the word "rice." It has acute hearing from up to 3 miles away. When targeted, a human will hear numerous bird calls ("boogity") before being attacked violently. After the initial attack, the victim usually experiences leg spasms and seizures. Most recorded cases of Boogity Bird attacks have been fatal.

They didn't know it, but the Boogity Bird was lurking. They made a mistake, slipped up and said the one word he hates, and a quiet, beautiful day in the woods quickly turned into a bloody murder massacre.

Boogity Bird by zboogity March 4, 2011

Angry Bird Tourettes 

The act of cussing out your electronic device while playing Angry Birds

Mother f******!!
God d*****!!
B*******!!
..."Mom, i think you may have angry bird tourettes"

Angry Bird Tourettes by Bobby Joe Jr. Billy Bob July 19, 2011

the regurgitating Bird

Spitting cum in the face of a man. When a girl is giving a man a blow job and he cums. Instead of swallowing it or spiting it out you Spit it in his face.

this is a response to when a man spidermans you. so hey baby, yeah i will suck your cock but oh wait you wanted me to swallow? well here honey i have another idea in mind. yeah you like that huh, i'm gonna call it the regurgitating bird

the regurgitating Bird by Bwvbb February 5, 2010

ron the bird 

ron is a bird and becky won't let him smash, please help ron by offering Becky as much blue and yellow as you can to convince her of Ron's worthiness,

person 1: lol you know ron the bird?
person 2: what kind of question is that

ron the bird by the zulfster July 26, 2017

bite the bird 

Killing the fun by being too enthusiastic

He texted her 5 minutes after getting her number. He really knows how to bite the bird.

bite the bird by Stefz December 2, 2017

birthday bird

british slang for birthday girl

bloke1: "where's my birthday bird?"
bloke2: "she's snogging that other bloke over there"
bloke1: "bollocks! i have to get pissed now"

birthday bird by chris.c July 27, 2006