Office workers

With the evolution of modern medicine, an office worker will live to around 85 years old. These zombie like humans, infected with the parasite of indoctrination, are compliant and conditioned to both obey and seek validation from the one source; Absolute authority.

Roger: "Want to jump off the bridge at high tide tonight?"
Tim: "Wow. I can't I have to be in the office by 7 am tommorow. "
Roger: "You wanker!"
Tim: "We all have to grow up someday."
Roger: "Piece of shit, office workers always say that."

Office workers by SalonStyleResultz September 13, 2017

NT 4 Workstation

See NT

NT 4 Workstation by Gary Destruction July 21, 2003

workoutaholic 

a person with a compulsive need to workout on a regular basis, usually daily, for a number of hours.

Tony practically lives at the gym, because he's a workoutaholic.

workoutaholic by Syed Azeem December 21, 2008

Working Up A Penrose 

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

Working Up A Penrose by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

workingoff 

1. The act of pretending to work while at work. 2. Any and all actions conducted at work to get out of actually working.

Dude 1: Quit surfing porn at work and finish the spreadsheets!

Dude 2: I'm not!

Dude 1: You have been workingoff for the past two weeks!

workingoff by sad reality man August 3, 2009

works 

all condiments available

give me two dogs with the works

works by bp January 19, 2004

douche bag workout 

A gym workout focused entirely on the chest and arms. Repeated several times per week while totally neglecting legs,back,etc.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.

"I couldn't get a good workout today; some fags were doing a douche bag workout and hogged all the benches."

douche bag workout by TYSON1 February 27, 2009