4 definitions by SalonStyleResultz

With the evolution of modern medicine, an office worker will live to around 85 years old. These zombie like humans, infected with the parasite of indoctrination, are compliant and conditioned to both obey and seek validation from the one source; Absolute authority.
Roger: "Want to jump off the bridge at high tide tonight?"
Tim: "Wow. I can't I have to be in the office by 7 am tommorow. "
Roger: "You wanker!"
Tim: "We all have to grow up someday."
Roger: "Piece of shit, office workers always say that."
by SalonStyleResultz September 13, 2017
For mundane people with mundane live's (office workers). Temporary reprisal is achieved.
Nathan: " Lets grab a cheeky drink at that pub we all go to and get drunk after work at"
by SalonStyleResultz June 17, 2017
After extended constipation (think low fibre/ dehydration), a digestive bottleneck ends in multiple feaces voided via the anus.
The ejection will lead to both extensive matter & expansive bowl coverage.
To the point wherein a seeming city of feace will emerge.
Person a) "Dont go in there yet, Angus just did a shit."
Person b) "Big one?"
Person a) "Feace city."
by SalonStyleResultz September 14, 2021
Introducing stimuli that engages the adrenals and or imagination. When manipulating a person through shock or bewildered confusion a humans eyebrows raise.
Nathan: " When big mike burst through the ski lodge door naked with a sword Shelley shit herself."
Joel: "total eyebrow raiser."
by SalonStyleResultz September 13, 2017