wood knocking

An action of hard rubbing to keep your wood empty and fulfilled
Man1: mate why couldn’t you call last night
Man2: sorry mate I was wood knocking
by Ogwoodknocker December 13, 2018
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colliers wood

the football manager team i took from the 9th tier of English football to the premier league
hey are you going to watch the colliers wood match?
who?
by msailor148 September 09, 2023
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Y'all go to the woods

When he be eaten the bitch out and he looks up and says "y'all go to the woods?"
Y'all go to the woods?
by Mlkjr333 December 17, 2020
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wood shopiery

(n.) The type of person who makes fantabulous wood items
That wood shopiery guy is very fabulous
by Bill Jackson the fifth hokage January 12, 2014
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Will Wood

Will Wood, a.k.a. Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Dr. Sunshine, wee woo etc. is a brain tumor. He may take the form of a white rat. When exposed to a living human form, he will enter through their ears and crawl into their brain, tickling it from the inside, making the human feel intense emotions and uncontrollably dance. They tend to get addicted to Will Wood, causing them to listen to his music all the time to encourage the tumor to activate. Queer and neurodivergent people are typically more prone to get addicted to Will Wood. There are no harmful side effects, except bursting into song whenever anything slightly related to will wood is mentioned.
Typical behavior of a Will Wood addict:
Person: “I read this book about quantum physics—”
Will Wood addict: “QUANTUM PHYSICS?? WILL WOOD REFERENCE????? I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS MY WITNESS BRINGS ME TO EXISTENCE I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL IN THAT WAY YOU WISH I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND
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Will wood

Will wood? He’s a music artist that a lot of gay people listen to.
His shit is wild and his music is better than your living
Hey kid what are you listening to?”
Kid - “Oh me? Hand me my shovel, i’m going in by will wood.”
“Omg wow ur so cool i will bow do wn to you
Will wood is the greatest singer!
by Stingy707 May 02, 2022
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Will Wood

Will Wood (stage name) is an absolute menace of a man who resides somewhere deep in the heart of New Jersey. Wood is a man of many talents, some including singer, songwriter, performer, and standup comedian (probably). He has released four albums (two with his band Will Wood and the Tapeworms): Everything is a Lot, Self-Ish, The Normal Album, and In Case I Make It. He might have a daughter, and he doesn't his fans (i promise).
Person 1: Hey, what song are you listening to?

Person 2: My favorite song, Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, Ny by Will Wood and the Tapeworms!
by Jim Carrey from Liar Liar October 14, 2022
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