Gurkey Turkey

a term accustomed by Duddy from FGTeeV that means "scaredy cat"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"
Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
by Radin Happier June 05, 2024
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filthy turkey

FIL-THEE TURK-KEE(NOUN)

1. A very dangerous and Honduran sexual act.

2. When a man/stud holds his/her partner by the legs add if they were a wheelbarrow while inserting his/her penis/strap into their partner's vagina and then immediately into their partner's butthole, while the partner is simultaneously spits at his/her feet.

EX.) Last night was a blast because Jennifer gave me some filthy Turkey.
Jose gives the best filthy Turkeys.
by PEACOCK DANGEROUS July 19, 2019
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Burnt Turkey

When farting under the blanket and the stench exits directly into you or your partner’s face as you lift the blanket.
“Burnt Turkey, that’s how my last relationship ended.”
by Whatutalknboutwillis August 24, 2018
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Burnt Turkey

Black lesbian or a black lesbian vagina.
Is she still seeing that white girl? Nah, she’s got herself some Burnt Turkey.
by Mashshu October 18, 2018
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Turkey Gobbler

To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey
Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls
by Beardman777 November 15, 2018
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turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 26, 2021
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Turkey Bastin

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.
Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.
by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020
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