The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018

Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs

I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal

by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023

Uncle Mike

Too put a finger in someone’s bum.

He tried to to uncle Mike me!

by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023

Mike Hendrickson

Meaning to only have sex with animals, especially dogs named oreo

"Bro you're such a Mike Hendrickson with that dog"

by Mike's big meat October 12, 2023

mikes garbage bin

a person who does not live up to another expectations

I finally go to now her but she is a mikes garbage bin

by mista2 April 1, 2020

Mike Patton

The guy who can sing.

Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!

by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 20, 2017