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Noun: a person who indulges in the act of speening. perj.

Speening: verb: the act of cleaning/gnawing the dried fecal matter out of a man's arse, spitting it into a mug, putting the mug into a microwave for 30 seconds on HIGH and then drinking it as a hot beverage.
''Man that dude is such a speen!!''

''Those guys are so bad at football, they probably spend too much time speening each other at home!!''
speen by Strangely Brown November 12, 2018
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speedhump 

When you're driving and you see speedhumps you go 'ohh damn. not again!' and they really annoy you. Same with a speedhump person.

See pothole
Dman, here comes Scotty, that major speedhump, I hope he doesn't try to speak to us!
speedhump by stub004 November 6, 2004
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slang for mix of the right to have the freedom of speech. like if ur arguing with ur parents and theyre annoying the shit out of you then say this.
holy shit mom give me some speedom”

“speedom duh its the first amendment
speedom by exxr August 23, 2018

Poor mans speedball 

Heroin and crystal meth.

As opposed to heroin and coke.
I can’t afford an 8ball of coke after buying a brick of H, so I’m gonna have to grab a point of meth and do a poor mans speedball

Speedball 

One of wakeboarding's most revered maneuvers, invented by Darin Shapiro. The Speedball is a heelside double front flip. Normally done off of the Double Up, the rider rotates twice before landing.
If Shapiro hits the Speedball, kiss this competition goodbye.
Speedball by Crew Middle Fork September 26, 2004
Speed is a generic slang for the wide variety of stimulant drugs. Mostly methamphetamine.

It can also be used to refer to an extremely strong cup of espresso or coffee or a can of energy drink
Man A: i had such a hard time waking up tofay I had to drink a can of speed to get going
Man B: too bad you don't have it in pills
Speed by Srapples December 13, 2014
A admin-op administrator who is 1337 at building things
Speedy make a party cage.