Everyone thinks dying in ur sleep is the most peaceful way to go, my great grandma use to say when u die in ur sleep angles bring u up to heaven ,but sometimes angles can be clumsy and drop you ...have you ever had a dream where u where falling and woke up?
Have you ever had a dream where you died in your sleep
Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time
Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time
by Dying in your sleep December 1, 2019
Get the Dying in your sleepmug. 
A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)
You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.
Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3
Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3
by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025
Get the Sleep Paralysis Demonmug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025
Get the Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."mug. by Life.saver June 22, 2023
Get the Sleepmug. 
Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
by Jack Casper November 30, 2020
Get the SLEEP POLICEmug.