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Robert

Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.
Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.
by Bigdogs123 September 6, 2022
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roberts

plural of bobs. ect; boobies, bazoingas, bahoobas, boobahs, tig ole biddies
my cat b layin on my roberts
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Robertstealcreditcardiphobia

An intense, overwhelming fear, that someone specifically named Robert will come into your house at 9:31 PM at night and steal all of your credit cards before running away.
JIMM: "L-Look man....I see his face everywhere- ......Robert, that name- ......it has given me serious Robertstealcreditcardiphobia..."
by RosettaTherapy September 16, 2022
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Roberto

The best budgie in the world

Blue and loves belly rubs

Have a but for a nose
"Roberto is a half tamed birb " she said
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róbert

A very non playable character
Ari: Where is Róbert

Símon: Probably doing some npc things
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Róbert

A very non playable character
Ari: Where is Róbert?

Símon: Probably doing some npc things
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Róbert

A very non playable character
Ari: Where is Róbert

Símon: Probably walking into the wall
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