new rave 

A new scene fad that has emerged in recent months.
Sometimes reffered to as Nu Rave.
Popular among "popular" indie jock types, who use daddy's money to buy flourescent clothing and "save the rave" tshirts before going to clubs and dancing with stupid glowsticks in their hands.
The term was jokingly coined by the Klaxons who since have disowned the term, saying it was a joke.. but as usual, retarded scene kids latched onto the term, calling it new rave, even though the music has NOTHING to do with Rave.
Generally it involves making god-aweful techno sounds with keyboards backed with pumping basslines.
Bands associated with the movement are Hadouken!, Klaxons and CSS among others.

Hopefully this piece-of-shit movement will reach saturation point quickly and fuck-off back into obscurity so that my eyes can stop being assaulted by the aweful fashion associated with it.

Indie Kid: "OOOOOH New Rave is so original and fun".

Sane person: "Shut the fuck up, this isn't music, it hurts my ears"

new rave by Hadouken suck July 14, 2007

New Jersey 

New Jersey is practically the best state to live in on earth. I lived there from the time i was born, to when i was 16 years, 5 months, 15 days, 15 hours, and 20 minutes, yes i have that figured out to the exact moment. I love new jersey! I miss it now that i moved to NC. What most people don't know is that Jersey doesn't *smell* like everyone thinks. Sure there are some place where it smells like a sewer, but there are also places that make it smell the best on earth.

In Jersey you can go anywhere within 20 minutes of driving, and get anything you want. food? Chinese, Mandarin, Asian, Italian, Germany, Thai, Irish, you name it, we've got it. It's also the only place other than NYC where you can get a decent pizza. Anyone who lives elsewhere known nothing of what good pizza is. They don't understand how to make it. you need the proper equipment (proper equipment: an italian mafia family)

We are home to a GREATY Ivy league University (Princeton). We have many great other schools around. In the North for Example, Farleigh Dickenson, and Rutgers. Plus we are within a 30 minute drive into the most fantastic place you'll ever know, NYC.

Property value is high in New Jersey, if you own a large piece of land, sell it now. Because there are NO large pieces left. You can get to 3 different malls within 20 miles of your home.

No one from Jersey call it "Joisey", unless we are making fun of the people who do. Turnpike jokes arent' funny, quit asking. No, no one in NJ has ever pumped their own gas, its illegal. We have a great lottery.

New Jersey is the best place on earth, if you disagree i will smack you! *smacks*

New Jersey by aalikane April 25, 2006

New Hampshired 

A synonym for the word "failed". The usage originated in 2008 when New Hampshire allowed Hillary Clinton to win the primary, thus failing the country.

"Dude, you completely missed that goal."
"Yeah, I New Hampshired, sorry..."

New Hampshired by CAM003 January 21, 2008

New Jersey 

Best definition I've ever heard for Jersey, taken from the movie Eddie and the Cruisers II, Eddie Lives!:

Diane: You really enjoy this life, don’t you? Always travelling?

Eddie: Still miss Jersey.

Diane: (scoffs) And what’s so special about Jersey?

Eddie: Baby, there’s nowhere else in the world like the Garden State. You got miles of swamps and mountains of dumps, different-coloured rivers, automobile graveyards, breweries, factories, ballparks, all mixed up together. It’s the best place to live.

Diane: Uh-huh. Then why does the Statue of Liberty face the other way?

Eddie: Ooh.

New Jersey--nothing else is quite the same.

New Jersey by ForgottenValkyrie January 8, 2010

New York accent 

i came up with a way to make any word sound like a New Yorker would say it.
first take the word 'oar', and remove the 'r' so u are left with the 'oa' sound
then take that sound and add it to the vowels A and O.

such as: long, walk, coffee, dawn, York, u get the picture.
some people have more extreme accents than others; it varies.

New Yorker: "I am from New York, therefore I am a New Yorker, and I have a New York Accent"

New York accent by p24iuh ubt t4 January 13, 2006

New York Knicks 

Built in a city where they think they can buy any player they want (Yankees)

Overpays all their players and trades for big name guys who will never earn their keep

The salary cap > Knicks

New York Knicks by Alex Rodreguiz May 14, 2004

New Hampshire 

The state i live in, nothing else to say about it. we have days where it's 140 during the day and 35 at night. We actually dont care about anyone else and we can do whatever the hell we want and no one else will care because no one pays any attention to us. if it wasnt for manchester airport (to get out of the hellhole aka logan airport in boston) and the speedway for the nascar races this state wouldnt even show us on a classroom map.

i live in new hampshire. Oh so how do you like our country?

New Hampshire by andyd18213238 May 13, 2005