Desktop Monkey

Derogatory term for a PC Support person.
"Damn, my PC just blew up!!!" "So get a desktop monkey to fix it..."
by Charley Brown November 14, 2007
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Monkeys on Film

The correct exclamation in a match of Mario Kart 64 in which you are Donkey Kong and you are doing really well in the middle of the race.
"OH! 2nd place star! Monkeys on Film!"
by Scripple021 May 06, 2004
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Jurassic Monkeys

Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.
Tre Cool of Green Day is on way too many Jurassic Monkeys.
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tip monkey

1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.

2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.
1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.

2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.
by Kuthula June 08, 2004
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monkey shit

When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.
"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."
by Sotam April 20, 2009
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monkey tits

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.
by Jaffa_cake April 24, 2007
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spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.
1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.
by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004
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