Boomer moment 

When someone acts or (more typically) speaks under the assumption that their perspective couldn't possibly be missing anything.

I tried to tell my boss that his idea wasn't practical, but he was having a boomer moment and wouldn't listen.

Boomer moment by normalice August 1, 2010

Elephant moment 

An incident that's hard to ignore but that those responsible want you ignore regardless.

We’re a bit disappointed we couldn’t get Aspendos, but it’s closed and could have rained even if we’d forced it to open. To make up for this, the stage will be adorned with specially commissioned Mount Nemrut statues of ancient Anatolia. We can be fairly certain that this will look good, but even if it doesn’t, this would just be our “elephant moment.”

Elephant moment by NotConstantinople March 19, 2010

woman moment 

Used when a woman does something extremely stupid, like protest for her rights

"Did you hear about the feminist protests recently? I hear they're campaigning for women's rights."
"woman moment"

woman moment by VariousMfs June 29, 2022

blonde moment 

When someone who isn't blonde does something stupid, or forgets something obvious.

"Duh! Blonde moment!" said the brunette, after tripping over the cat.

blonde moment by funkyseaweed October 5, 2003

perfect moment in time

A perfect moment in time is the instant a guy feels himself reach the point-of-no-return and have a c-spot or p-spot pleasure-gasm.

Ahhh ... My dick just felt a perfect moment in time when I blew my load with a dick in my mouth and another up my ass - and yet another sucking my cum-load out of my cock and swallowing it!

perfect moment in time by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

Lakeshore moment 

When someone has a moment of distinct stupidity and/or ignorance; can be synonymous with blonde moment; derived from Lakeshore High School in St. Clair Shores, Michigan and mostly used by future, current, and former students of rival school Lakeview.

Wow. He was really stupid there. Must've been a Lakeshore moment.

Lakeshore moment by Aiden Caleb August 4, 2008

A proud moment 

Simply put, it's when one comes up with a thought, action, or saying that makes the user look like an idiot. From inventing odd techniques, like the drill or the jackhammer, to coming up with sayings that have no relevance in anyway to the current moment or conversation. Don't be sad though. Everyone has a moment or two. Some just have more than others.

Running into Family Mart while doing the drill in mid-air was a proud moment for everyone who saw.

You can stick that into your box of proud moments now.

A proud moment by Daikirai September 12, 2008