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Jesus Keir

When someone claims to be the Second Coming of Christ. Some will believe and others won't. It's simply a matter of faith.

If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.
JESUS KEIR! How long are you going to continue with trying to make people believe in Christ?

You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.

You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!
by anonymous March 30, 2023
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Jesus Juice

High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.
Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"
by ClerkJesus October 11, 2020
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vaginal jesus

I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus
by christ99 September 8, 2015
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Jesus Piece

a very huge penis that makes girls say "JESUS!!!" when they see it.
by Connor Salas April 11, 2007
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Creeping Jesus

It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...

stalker
"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."
by Bree Rose January 2, 2009
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JESUS

Luke is jesus the definition of Jesus is Luke Benjamin Woollett
Luke is Jesus
by lololololol, December 15, 2017
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purple jesus

the vagina of a dark skinned woman that appears purple in colour
i bet that woman has a nice purple jesus
by Mount Washington Expedition October 18, 2010
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