Something that isn't really funny in the real world but it becomes funny in the context of facebook. The only reason it is considered funny is because it is on facebook. In the real world said something is probably lame.
by WARonSOCIALnetworkingSITES October 20, 2009
Get the Facebook funnymug. Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.
Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.
by Nikeman09 February 26, 2010
Get the Facebook Promotermug. A person who sits behind a keyboard declaring their love for 1776, our founding fathers, the constitution, freedom, machine guns, soldiers, cops and anything remotely patriotic on their Facebook profile, yet they themselves have never served a day in their life and sound pathetic in trying to convince other Facebook Patriots that they have a bigger hard-on for freedom then the next guy.
Occasionally you will see and hear these douche bags at gun rallies alongside real American veterans, yet when the shit hits the fans the Facebook Patriot will run back to his keyboard to unload his arsenal on the world wide web, declaring love of country.
A Facebook Patriot may also decide to start quoting the Constitution as if he or she has done anything more than read the words from the Library of Congress website. He will tell you everything about the first, fourth and tenth amendments but cannot tell you which amendment abolished slavery, which amendment protects due process or equal protection. Mention the commerce clause and a Facebook Patriot will stare at his screen blankly.
Occasionally you will see and hear these douche bags at gun rallies alongside real American veterans, yet when the shit hits the fans the Facebook Patriot will run back to his keyboard to unload his arsenal on the world wide web, declaring love of country.
A Facebook Patriot may also decide to start quoting the Constitution as if he or she has done anything more than read the words from the Library of Congress website. He will tell you everything about the first, fourth and tenth amendments but cannot tell you which amendment abolished slavery, which amendment protects due process or equal protection. Mention the commerce clause and a Facebook Patriot will stare at his screen blankly.
Brother Goodwrench: "Yo, we need common sense to gun control in America. A Glock 17 will kill a burglar just as easy as a sub-machine gun. Lets consider restrictions on sub-machine guns."
Facebook Patriot Justin: "WTF? Have you read the 2nd Amendment? Don't Tread on Me! My rights shall not be infringed."
Brother Goodwrench: "Who are your state and federal congressional representatives?"
Facebook Patriot Justin: "Don't Tread on Me!"
Brother Goodwrench: "smh....another Facebook Patriot"
Facebook Patriot Justin: "WTF? Have you read the 2nd Amendment? Don't Tread on Me! My rights shall not be infringed."
Brother Goodwrench: "Who are your state and federal congressional representatives?"
Facebook Patriot Justin: "Don't Tread on Me!"
Brother Goodwrench: "smh....another Facebook Patriot"
by SteveGiannelli February 8, 2013
Get the Facebook Patriotmug. Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.
Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.
by chintancht July 14, 2011
Get the facebook authorizedmug. Noun:
One who participates in the daily viral spread of a Facebook survey, app, game, chain letter, or similar device but does not actually initiate the spread of it nor is creative enough to do so. A Facebook lemming only mimics the activities of other Facebook users.
Origin:
Macrodot circa 02/02/2010
One who participates in the daily viral spread of a Facebook survey, app, game, chain letter, or similar device but does not actually initiate the spread of it nor is creative enough to do so. A Facebook lemming only mimics the activities of other Facebook users.
Origin:
Macrodot circa 02/02/2010
by macrodot February 3, 2010
Get the Facebook lemmingmug. The Facebook Effect is to know instant in-depth social information about a person. The personal information that can be disclosed includes birthday, hometown, relationship status, siblings, mutual and all other friends, favorite music, movies, and books, home and cell phone numbers, past schools and job places, along with photos and videos.
Would it affect your interest in perusing a person based on if they had a facebook or not?
Is the "Facebook Effect" hindering or improving our chances with a more suitable mate?
Is the "Facebook Effect" hindering or improving our chances with a more suitable mate?
by Sugarnuts3000 November 18, 2009
Get the Facebook effectmug. The Term facebook Evangelist is used to describe a Christian Person that uses Facebook for Evangelisim purposes to tell Everyone about God, The Holy Bible and about The Good News of Jesus Christ.
To Discuss The Bornagain Christian Faith, Church related topics via online chat, inbox messages, Wall posts, related videos and quoting Bible scripture.
To Discuss The Bornagain Christian Faith, Church related topics via online chat, inbox messages, Wall posts, related videos and quoting Bible scripture.
Facebook Evangelist - I was chatting to a friend online and we began to discuss our beliefs and Faith in God.
I asked him/her to Invite Jesus Christ into their lives and Pray the Sinners prayer out loud.
Reference John 3:16
I asked him/her to Invite Jesus Christ into their lives and Pray the Sinners prayer out loud.
Reference John 3:16
by Glorybyfire. PEVANS November 4, 2011
Get the Facebook Evangelistmug.