Dylan James Edward Karnow

Someone who is has this name is often known as a very petite cute small man. Although petite his frame is quite masculine, yet still a short king.

Wow you’re literally a Dylan James Edward Karnow

by Cooliomoolio February 22, 2023

Dylan Robinson

the hottest man alive

"Bro did you see Dylan Robinson! So shrexy!"

by shreksophone player March 9, 2023

Dylan chapman

A beautiful big named Dylan who has TikTok 💗

Dylan is so hot
Look it’s Dylan chapman

by anonymous April 6, 2023

Dylan M

a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.

Dylan M:

"why are you guys making me the victim"

by swaggymush April 18, 2023

dylan and evie

Literally the perfect couple ever <3

Dylan and evie are together forever <3

by Slay bestie June 13, 2023

Dylan Rossetti

A thoughtful and caring person. If you ever meet one, you will be lucky to call them your boyfriend

Man, I wish Dylan Rossetti was my boyfriend

by That Girl 106 June 21, 2023

Dylan Klebold

The 17 year old teenager who commited the lulziest act of 1999 (Columbine Highschool Massacre) with his best (only) friend, Eric Harris.

After him and Eric put a bullet in the brains of 13 people and setting the cafeteria on fire with their makeshift cocktail bombs, they were finally ready to commit an act of heroism and shoot themselves in the head.

A hilarious fact is that Dylan didn’t die instantly after the shot to his left temple, but instead chocked on his own blood like it was the BBC he would’ve been taking in prison if he didn’t kill himself.

Random columbiner fangirl: Dylan Klebold was soo hot

You see kids? That right there is a lie.

by Spergs June 25, 2023