Silly ass school girls obsessed with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold not understanding how traumatizing the Columbine massacre actually was.Im sure that if they were in the school at the time/if a loved one was killed by a school shooter they would think alot differently and would not be infatuated by them at all.
by G10VANNA July 31, 2017
Get the Columbiner mug.A person who sees Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris as human beings, not caricatures, and in some way empathises with the two boys. Despite the horrible acts they committed, a truly intelligent person is always going to be rational enough to be able to look at a situation from different view-points.
Still, Columbiners do not condone their actions, which should be obvious enough, but, unfortunately, doesn't seem to be, judging by the plethora of stupid comments they continue to receive.
Still, Columbiners do not condone their actions, which should be obvious enough, but, unfortunately, doesn't seem to be, judging by the plethora of stupid comments they continue to receive.
A: You know, I think we've become very good friends lately, and I trust you enough to reveal to you something that I don't really advertise, because I know that many people will view it negatively.
I consider myself to be a Columbiner, which means that I myself am or have been depressed, suicidal, am or have been severely bullied, struggle or have struggled with anxiety, am or have been emotionally neglected or otherwise abused by my parents, et cetera, or, at least possess enough perception to understand how someone in those kinds of positions might feel, and understand the horrid mistakes people with untreated trauma and/or mental illness might commit and have unfortunately commited in the case of the Columbine Highschool Massacre. Though, obviously, I do not condone-
B: A Columbiner? Wow, so, you're one of those weird horny edgy goth emo punk emo Highschool girls who wants to fuck those two dudes. They commited murder, you know??!! And, they're obviously both Psychos, because that's what I heard on TV, and, I also definitely know the correct definition of the term "Psychopath"!!
A: ... I'm a straight 28-year-old dude, if still you haven't noticed???
I consider myself to be a Columbiner, which means that I myself am or have been depressed, suicidal, am or have been severely bullied, struggle or have struggled with anxiety, am or have been emotionally neglected or otherwise abused by my parents, et cetera, or, at least possess enough perception to understand how someone in those kinds of positions might feel, and understand the horrid mistakes people with untreated trauma and/or mental illness might commit and have unfortunately commited in the case of the Columbine Highschool Massacre. Though, obviously, I do not condone-
B: A Columbiner? Wow, so, you're one of those weird horny edgy goth emo punk emo Highschool girls who wants to fuck those two dudes. They commited murder, you know??!! And, they're obviously both Psychos, because that's what I heard on TV, and, I also definitely know the correct definition of the term "Psychopath"!!
A: ... I'm a straight 28-year-old dude, if still you haven't noticed???
by RebelliousEthANol March 8, 2021
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Someone who comes to school in a trench coat, or combat boots, and if they're feeling really cool they'll bring both. They will also pretend that they dont know what Columbine is
"Wow look at that edgy fuck with the wrath t shirt, fucking Columbiner"
"Idk they're pretty based"
"Kill yourself"
"Idk they're pretty based"
"Kill yourself"
by kick punch kid January 22, 2023
Get the Columbiner mug.I’ve never been to this school, but dear god. The Columbine High School Mascot has the fattest ass I’ve ever seen. I would kill to vore his sweet, juicy ass. Every day I walk by and dream of shrinking him done to the smallest size I can, and voring his tasty ass. god, it’s the only thing that I care about anymore. I left my wife because I don’t love her as much as I love the Columbine High School Mascot. Karen, if you see this, I don’t regret my choices.
by kÿle June 6, 2019
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by Duayna October 8, 2007
Get the Columbine mug.The high school in Denver, Colorado, where two social outcasts, who were utterly and wholesomely sick of their bullying by the Cool Jocks and similar, went on a murderous rampage. Not that this was justified, but one can see why they did it - it wasn't Marilyn Manson, it wasn't The Matrix, it wasn't Neo-Nazism, and it wasn't Quake. IT WAS SOCIAL CONDITIONING. They had been led to believe by those at the school that their lives were worthless, so they thought, "Mise well take a few down on our way out!".
Of course, these two individuals are dead now, so we can't question them as to their real motives.
Of course, these two individuals are dead now, so we can't question them as to their real motives.
by KHD June 11, 2003
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by john gallione February 19, 2007
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