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carliyonna 

A super funny person who likes making you laugh. A. person who is very smart but likes doing dumb things. Very thick has lost of cool friends and hates school, more like teachers. Will do anything infront of anyone and hates fake bitches. Will do anything to make you laugh
carliyonna makes us laugh
carliyonna by annoyilrac November 11, 2019

Carlin's Cleaver 

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
Carlin's Cleaver by Vitalogist August 5, 2020

Carlince 

Carlince is a very pretty boy with very long eyelashes and beautiful smile. he makes his girlfriend feel very loved and very happy. overall he's the best <3
"Yo, there goes carlince"
"Dawg..hes so pretty"
"Yea and I bet he makes his gf very happy"
Carlince by SugaKookiez7 April 27, 2023

Bayard Carlin

Hard riding cyclist and techno wizard.
BAYARD CARLIN pronounced Byard not bay_ard or Byron or brian or Bay_rad
Bayard Carlin by Mr Techno Guy February 4, 2010

caliente carlito 

Same as hot carl, but after eating a lot of spanish foods.
"After we went to amigos, i went to deborah's and gave her caliente carlito of her life!"
A nice girl who likes to eat food 24/7. She likes Netflix and has blue eyes with brown hair. Usually she's short and loves taco bell. A girl who's laugh fills your love life.
All hail the girl with the Oscar sweatshirt, the name of Carli