Captain Finn

A god of basketball and fishing. He is always wet and can make a shot from seemingly anywhere. While he runs his own fishing industry named Finn's Wet Fishes, he is almost never actually seen fishing. Instead, he frequently practices his basketball skills and has never once been observed missing a shot. Furthermore, there always seems to be a basketball hoop somewhere nearby at any point he has been spotted.

"Hey is that a fisherman over there?"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"

by Ripoler October 17, 2022

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captainpunko

The father of bankey, the talking blanket with 3 holes. 1 mouth hole, 2 ear holes

"here comes captainpunko."

by Cursed October 18, 2022

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Centalk

A conversation, initially about centaurs, that inevitably devolves into filth.

“Would centaurs fuck like a man or like a horse?”
“This once again has devolved into centalk”

by Hoplite2 November 16, 2022

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Captain Trips

Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"

We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.

by sheepdog4life December 4, 2022

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captain lighthouse

A tall bald headed person who has a bright glare on their head that tends to blind others. It can be used also as a beacon of light for lost travelers, who often may refer to the landmark as guidance in their travel.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.

Ricky Bobby was lost until he found Captain Lighthouse and was guided back to safety.

by A damn Yankee January 4, 2023

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