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Sex Cleaning

The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.
His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.
by typesend December 30, 2011
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party cleaner

1. One who enjoys a party and also encourages others to enjoy themselves. Antonym of party pooper.
2. One who maintains decency in a party by, for example, not showing rowdy behaviour, not using abusive language and not making obscene gestures.
The party has both party cleaners and party poopers.
by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012
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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
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courtesy clean

Before sexual intercourse, you and the other party have brief wash of your private parts to make the experience more hygienic and enjoyable.
"babe, give me a blow job please?"

"ok honey.. Ew your dick smells.. Go have a courtesy clean first"
by samanfuu September 14, 2013
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throat cleaner

A fellatio sex move, where the receiving party has a dick of formidable size lodged in their throat, and it is vigorously moved in and out of the victims mouth to trachea, hopefully damaging the esophagus , see fuck,
He is so lovely and he put my whole fucking cock down his tight throat that was emmitting loud gushing sounds in the process. He tipped me extra for the throat cleaner, he was only expecting a regular blojob, but was satisfied by the faint taste of blood after it was over.
by reynreaktor October 28, 2013
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Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
by Klo~D November 16, 2014
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Ball Cleaner

One who cleans the balls of animals, humans, or anything that has a cock and balls that dangle.
Huggie flamed his way into the room at the party and then came Ken in behind him. When asked what they were doing alone in the room; Ken said that he was a good ball cleaner. Huggie licked his fingers and smiled with glee.
by Ball Cleaner May 9, 2014
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