best boyfriend in the freaking world who will make and buy you twix and nutella sandwiches no matter what and also smells like coconut from all his curly hair products AND GIVES THE BEST HUGS
“oh my gosh alexander is such a good boyfriend”
“girl shut the fuck up all you do is talk about him”
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“girl shut the fuck up all you do is talk about him”
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by bmil02 February 20, 2025
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P1: I fucked your mum last night
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
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Alexandy is the type of girl who will reach for what she wants and won't give up until she gets it. At first she can be shy and act all innocent but she'll eventually warm up to you and be the most kindest girl you will ever meet. She can be cute and pretty some times but if you don't treat her the way she treats you she'll be very mean towards you. Shes still very kind and warming, her soul is very beautiful and she has a lot of love to give, people some times call her hot and sexy and she's very popular with people.
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The most wonderful friend a person can ask for. Caring, kind, thoughtful, clever, emotionally inteligent and amazing don't even begin to describe the ray of sunshine that she is.
Alexandra just did that for you?
Yeah she always does it. Before I even tell her I needed help.
Wow she seems like an awesome person.
She is.
Yeah she always does it. Before I even tell her I needed help.
Wow she seems like an awesome person.
She is.
by Gabsun August 9, 2025
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Person 1: "Bro you cheated on Alexa?"
Cheater: "uhhh yeah"
Person 1: "Bro you're an idiot, your loss."
Cheater: "uhhh yeah"
Person 1: "Bro you're an idiot, your loss."
by skibdi skibdi September 28, 2025
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Dude you wouldn't believe it, John and I did a Alexander Higgingooner and it was better than I thought.
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