Jack of laids

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

by MixedSexualArtist October 01, 2012

Water Jacking

Using a shower head to spray your genitals until you orgasm.

“Dude, my girlfriend was definitely Water Jacking in the shower last night, She spent like an hour in there!”

by WagonMann September 12, 2022

Jack Harrington

When you cum in a Girl and hit a 360 noscope at the same time

I did a jack Harrington in last nights cod game.

My girlfriend was so happy when I did a jack harrington

by Jack Harrington April 24, 2016

Uger-jacked

To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area.

Frank: Hey Janet How are you feeling?
Janet:Like shit because i Uger-jacked the fuck out of me last night and now i can't walk straight.

by The Beaner Dip January 07, 2009

Casper Jacking

the act of manipulating yourself through your pocket while on a bus or train or public transporation, or at a public park or street, while looking at an attractive female.

Neal was Casper Jacking to the hot blonde on the MBTA the other day.

by joeswedding October 29, 2011

Jersey Jack

Demonym (name) for the male inhabitants of New Jersey, the state that is better than New York City.

Gal: Are you a Jersey Jack?
Guy: I very well am. I've visited everything between High Point and Cape May!

by Sunset King December 09, 2020

Jack-Bogged

A combination of 'jacked up' and 'bogged down'. Jacked up and uneasy about things taking too long. Bogged down like a starved engine sputtering on its last bit of fuel. Unnecessary delays.

We got Jack-Bogged at that new restaurant, the food took so long.

time delay tardy

by Aurora Blew April 29, 2014