Twat Grafting

To graft like a twat. Working your bollocks off. To be incredibly busy. Working so hard it's actually silly.

There's me twat grafting and you're in the pub having a pint while still clocked on at work!

by PaceMrSki September 12, 2025

laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .

Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !

by Helsb October 22, 2015

Twat

The literal meaning was pregnant fish, but now it means a woman's vagina.
Commonly used by British people as a meaningless insult.

"Oi yer feckin' twat" said the crumpet man.

by AhYesObama March 30, 2020

Barney Twat

A Twat so inflamed it's Purple like barney.. Usually has a huge labia

"hey guys have you seen Mel's pussy? It's Purple, looks like a Barney Twat.

by D sanity July 24, 2017

Pikey Twat

Basically means white trash cunt.

Everyone in this city is a pikey twat.

by RaginRedBull September 12, 2018

twat wings

wings tattooed near a woman's vagina

i know a woman who has twat wings.

by turndownforwhattt April 23, 2017

Twat swamp

A really loose, moist vagina that has a hint of B.O. and squirts when you hit the G spot

Man I hit this twat swamp last night and had to wash my sheets after and light a candle

by Tesschri April 21, 2019