Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

The Deku Dick Dog

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.

Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

dick

something "someone in my brain" doesnt have

he has no dick hes a..... yk

by shutupmf<3 November 26, 2021

Mud dick

When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”

Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl

by Muddy buddy December 7, 2018

max dick

It defines the small pussy/dick that Max has ;)

Max Dick is like a small hair straw. Max dick

by SämstaMålvakten December 12, 2016

Dunkin’ Dicks

Essentially, it’s just Bobbing for apples, but instead of apples it’s dicks (dildos work as well)

Person 1:”Hey, are you going to Brad’s tonight?”
Person 2: “No, what’s going on there?”
Person 1: “We’re gonna be Dunkin’ Dicks, dude!”
Person 2: “Oh, hell yeah, dude! I’m definitely coming now!”

by Stanky_Leg November 12, 2019

Pickle dick

A man with a pickle for a penis and olives as balls. In which a girl can munch on and they are regenerative.

Damn I want to munch on his crisp pickle dick.

by LIVELIFE&EATPHALANGES January 28, 2024