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Angry ass threads

A dope ass clothing brand created by a dope ass dude in portsmouth nh.
Dude I need to get myself an angry ass threads tshirt
by Harry pairatestes January 24, 2015
mugGet the Angry ass threadsmug.

Black ass Niggers

A group of people who are being very annoying that is usually said in a joking way to a group of friends
Alex: "Hey Nur, Julian and Owen you are black ass niggers!"
by fdwzz January 30, 2025
mugGet the Black ass Niggersmug.

Lock Ass

He'd better not lock ass with me!!
by Chris C. September 16, 2018
mugGet the Lock Assmug.

Teacher Ass

*Funny insult*
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.
That girl Brandy is great and all, but she's got a major case of teacher ass.
by Chief Qweif February 18, 2021
mugGet the Teacher Assmug.

your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

Related phrases:

You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023
mugGet the your ass is minemug.

MRSA Yo’ Ass

When you get MRSA (an infection) in your butthole.
I’m gonna MRSA yo’ ass!
by RyotRayne July 24, 2022
mugGet the MRSA Yo’ Assmug.

Hoe Ass

by Thebitchass November 27, 2019
mugGet the Hoe Assmug.

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